Eight products that should exist

Eight products that should exist

Eight products that should exist

Inventors, please get on this.


The only fee we'll demand is a big hug because you'll have made our lives that much better.


Brentrees

Sunday brunch is one of the best meals of the week, but we're always so starving while waiting for our meal to arrive! What would ease our hanger? Breakfast entrees, AKA brentrees! Restaurants should offer tiny portions of eggs benedict, or an itty-bitty breakfast bruschettas to satiate us until the real-deal arrives. Plus, these mini-meals are also an excellent solution for those who are indecisive. "I'll have the pancakes and blueberries to start, and as a main, the big breakfast, please!"


Creep Repellent

Our kingdom for a body spray that makes those gross guys who can't take a hint at bars back off - without scaring away the alpha males, too! For now, at least there's The Face  


Pash-rash Cream

My friend messaged me recently seeking a solution to an embarrassing problem - stubble rub-le! "Is there anything I can do to cover this pash rash?!" she asked me. And I said, "Yes, actually! Olay just released this amazing gel foundation that smooths and soothes rough skin while adjusting its colour to your body heat until it matches your skin tone." She was devastated to learn that I was joking, proving that this product really should exist! Hickey remover... ... or at least a convincing cover story.


Attractive Nude Lingerie

Countless outfits call for seamless beige lingerie, but it's hard to seduce anyone when you're dressed like Shia LaBeouf in Sia's Elastic Heart video underneath.


Double-lined Yoga Pants

As fab as our butts may be, we don't want our fellow yogis to be able to describe the print of our underwear as soon as we downward dog. Surely it shouldn't be so hard to thicken up workout tights without it looking like we're wearing wetsuits?!


Wind-resistant Summer Dresses

Want to wear a light, airy dress? You'd better pick some nice undies, because a gust will see that A-line up around your neck! Too long have floaty dresses been accosted by surprise wind attacks, so we need a solution - stat!


Confidence Serum

Nothing is sexier than confidence so if only there was a potion that ensured you didn't give a damn about other people's opinions and felt like Beyonce at all times. After all, you do look awesome, you are clever, gorgeous and unique and the only person that needs convincing is you. And no, vodka doesn't count - its results are unreliable.